Going to be the first on the sun!

Russian President Putin, American president George Bush, and
Srilankan Ex PM Ranil W were talking one day.
Putin said, "We were the first in space!"
Bush said, "We were the first on the moon!"
Ranil W "So what, we're going to be the first on the
sun!"
Bush and Putin looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said
Putin.
Ranil W replied, "We're not stupid, like you all. We're going at
night!"
You all know I brought the Peace in the night ..no body knows
hah...hah..ha..