The BOSS

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistanttakes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one.

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the Assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''ThisParrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can typeReally fast.'' ''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'' ''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''The man says, ''What does he do?'' The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him "BOSS".